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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic kitchen dilemma: a pantry full of ingredients and not a ready-made meal in sight. It's like the cosmic joke of adulting – you have the power to create a feast, but all you really want is a snack that magically appears at your command. Bon appétit, or should I say, bon ingredient hunting!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cooking, craving, disappointment, food, hate, hunger, ingredient, kitchen, snack on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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