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Humorous text about turkeys admitting guilt after pardons, playful and witty.

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Commentary:
"Looks like the turkeys are all 'gobble-guilty'! 🦃🚔 Taking that pardon is like saying, 'I confess, I did steal those corn kernels!' 😂 #TurkeysOnTrial"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged acceptance, guilt, humor, pardon, Thanksgiving, turkey on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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