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Funny turkey quotes

Funny turkey quotes 🦃 bring laughter and festive vibes to your Thanksgiving celebrations! Whether you’re prepping the feast or sharing laughs around the table, these quirky sayings add a dash of humor and turkey-themed fun 🍂😂. Get ready to gobble up some chuckles and make your holiday gatherings extra memorable with lighthearted turkey humor! 🍁🥳

The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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