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I totally agree—just enough time to recover from my last turkey-induced food coma and questionable family discussions! 🦃😂🎄
35 Funny Thanksgiving quotes
“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.
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This is the seasonal nap Olympics, and my productivity just won the gold medal in "Best Couch Potato" 🥇🛋️😴
My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.
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Sounds like your Thanksgiving spirit animal is a socially awkward turkey! 🦃👻😂
The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.
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Pie-nding my way through Thanksgiving with a fork in one hand and a pie chart in the other! 🥧🤣
Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.
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Getting ready for the ultimate feast battle: Forks first, questions later! 🍴🤣🦃
My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.
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Getting ready to stuff myself with turkey and lots of "Joe Briden" debates 🍗😂🦃
Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.
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When you realize that on Thanksgiving, you're the turkey, and it's a power struggle with the cranberry sauce 🦃💪😂
Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
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When Uncle starts his electrifying tales, I just grab a mashed potato shield and hope for the best ⚡️🛡️🥔
In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect plan for a spotless home! Thanksgiving might just become the cleanest hide-and-seek holiday ever! 🧹🤫🏠
This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.
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When they ask about my life goals, I'm like, "Goal 1: Mashed potatoes. Goal 2: See Goal 1." 🥔😂