Canβt, Iβm raging against the machine. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like it's time to give my toaster a piece of my mind! π₯π€π Related funny posts π€ My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him itβs okay to bathe with the toaster. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one. It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’ If you watch Home Alone backwards itβs a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.