Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.