Commentary:
Next, they'll be air frying their secrets and serving them with a side of crispy conversation! 🍟😂
31 Funny fry quotes
Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.
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When McDonald’s fries can double as road de-icers, we’re officially living in a fast food winter wonderland! 🍟❄️🚗
Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).
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When your "Hey" really means "fry-napping in progress" 🍟😂
I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?
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Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? 🍽️😂🥗
It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.
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"Who knew getting my daily dose of 'exer-fries' would be this delicious? 🍟🏃♂️😂"
People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.
Commentary:
"Sweet potato fries fans, unite! We'll be over here not being taken seriously—and still being delicious. 🍠😂 #SeriousnessIsOverrated"
“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.
Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.
Fries, not lies.
Commentary:
"Remember folks: Fries 🍟 are always a better option than lies! Stay crispy, stay truthful! 🤥🚫😋"
People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.
Commentary:
"Who knew frying an egg required a project manager? 🥚🔥😅 #TooManyTabsOpen"