Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries). Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your "Hey" really means "fry-napping in progress" ππ Related funny posts π€ He took my last fry, your honor. I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry. You canβt spell fries without friends. I guess what Iβm saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I donβt want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach. How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?