Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.
  • Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!
  • There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.
  • Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.
  • Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.
  • A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?