Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like someone clicked "remind me tomorrow" on their entire life! 😂📅🔒 Related funny posts 🤝 Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today. I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old. I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow. I’m already sick of tomorrow. “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.