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Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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42 shares on Reddit this month:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

95 shares on Discord this month:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

32 shares on Discord this month:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

59 shares on Discord this month:

There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

74 shares on Slack this month:

How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

77 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

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I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

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All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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Just shared via Facebook:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Just shared via Facebook:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Going viral on Instagram:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Breaking via X:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Breaking via Facebook:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Just shared via Telegram:

The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

Going viral on Discord:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Going bananas on Discord:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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