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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
62 Funny short quotes
Starting a new life today, bye.
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Guess I'll just pack up my collection of stress and anxiety for the move! 🚪🏃♀️💼😅
Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.
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Sure, here it goes: Life hack: Speedrun to getting blocked by spreading too much love! 😂❤️🚫
Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.
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😂🔥 Adrenaline rush level 9000: Watching an ad while your popcorn catches fire! 🍿🚒
Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.
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Embrace your inner weirdo, life’s too short to be normal! 😜🤪✨
“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.
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Looks like my family tree just got a little more "unc"ertain! 🌳🤔😂
Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.
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Who knew my weekend brunch waffles were slightly less controversial than my vocabulary choices? 🧇🤔📚
Long story short, I survived.
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Barely made it through my own biopic! 🍿😂📖
In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.
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Leap into your 30s with style—short men make great hurdles! 🏃♀️🤣🏆
I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.
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Looks like my version of "long story short" includes a director's cut! 🎬😂📚