Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.
  • I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.
  • My first mistake of my life was my birth.
  • If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.
  • You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.
  • The only ex I cheated on is my exam.