Funny teenager quotes

Funny teenager quotes perfectly capture the ups, downs, and hilarious moments of being a teen! 😄🤪 From mood swings to epic comebacks, these quotes highlight the quirks of adolescence in the funniest way. Get ready to laugh at the wild ride that is teenage life! 😂🎉

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Funny Quotes August 27, 2024

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

Funny Quotes August 10, 2024

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Funny Quotes August 7, 2024

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Funny Quotes August 6, 2024

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Funny Quotes August 5, 2024

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Funny Quotes July 28, 2024

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Funny Quotes July 9, 2024

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Funny Quotes July 4, 2024

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Funny Quotes July 2, 2024