19 Funny teenager quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

  Commentary:
  When your entire world falls apart because the dishes need rescuing from the dishwasher 😂🍽️🙄

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

  Commentary:
  "Teen logic: Mastering the art of reverse psychology since day one! 🤔🙃 #RebelWithoutACause"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

  Commentary:
  "Certified in teenage hieroglyphics since '98! ✍️😂 #SignatureSaga"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Parenting Skills 101 now includes mastering the art of speaking 'tween'! 🚨👩‍🏫 Turns out, being 'lit yo' isn't as easy as it sounds! 🔥😂 Watch out, world – the sus and cringe police are on duty! 🕵️‍♂️🚫 Life as a parent just got extra spicy! 🌶️👪 #ParentingAdvent

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least now you can blame your questionable fashion choices on being a rebellious teenager stuck in a middle-aged body!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the audacity of the teenage charger negotiator! 🙄 It's like a high-stakes game of 'Battery Wars' in the house! ⚡️😂 Next time, maybe we should start charging rent for those borrowed chargers! 💸🔌"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the cycle of life: yearning for the next stage until we realize being a cat might just be the ultimate goal! 🐱 Who can resist the temptation of napping all day, getting pampered, and being worshipped like a furry royalty? 😸 Just imagine the bliss of chasing toys, enjoying the sunshine, and having humans take care of your every need. Adulting can be tough, but being a cat? Purrfection! 🌟 #LifeGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, how perspectives change as we grow older! 👵🧓 Remember when we all cheered for Baby as a rebellious teen, but now we're just thinking, "Girl, please! Listen to your parents!" 🙅‍♀️ Maybe it's time for an updated remake: "Disciplined Dancing" featuring Baby getting grounded for her antics! 😉🕺💃 #GrowingPains

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

  Commentary:
  Ah, teenagers – the original living AI systems with attitude! 🤖🙄 Who needs ChatGPT when you've got a built-in encyclopedia of sass and eye-rolls at home? 😂 #TeenagerKnowsBest

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens 😂📱 #90sKidsRule"

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