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Trying to relive high school popularity is like trying to fit into your old prom outfit—tight and slightly embarrassing 🤔👗😅
Tag Archives: 33 Funny teenager quotes
It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.
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This explains why I'm constantly terrified of algebra… 😱📚🤯
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.
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Looks like the jolly guy with a beard has some explaining to do! 🎅🤔🎄
When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.
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Isn't it amazing how parents have that superpower to teleport us back to our teenage angst years on demand? 🕰️🤣🍼
If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.
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"Remember, they're probably just recovering from the shock of seeing their parents' TikTok dance moves! 😂🕺📱"
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
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Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.
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Sounds like you're earning a PhD in Teenage Drama Survival 😂🏆 #SurvivalSkills #MomLife
Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”
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When homework takes a backseat to PowerPoint skills: future CEO in the making! 📊😂📱
My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.
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Sounds like they’ve been brushing up on their wishlist instead of their budget! 🤑🪥