Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Commentary:
“Considering the speed at which you’re running, I’d say yes, you’re definitely getting in a solid cardio workout! 🏃‍♂️💨 Just make sure you’re not outrunning your solutions too! 😜”

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