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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Therapy isn’t about being β€œfixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Spotted on WeChat:

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Reported on TikTok:

A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

Breaking via X:

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Breaking via Telegram:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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