Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.
  • Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.
  • Changing your mind is an underrated activity.
  • I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.
  • I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.
  • I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.