Funny brain quotes

Funny brain quotes provide a light-hearted look at the quirks and complexities of our minds! 🧠😂 Whether it’s poking fun at memory lapses or the oddities of thinking, these quotes will make you smile while contemplating the wonders of your brain. Enjoy a chuckle at the inner workings of your noggin! 😆🧩

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Funny Quotes August 29, 2024

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Funny Quotes August 22, 2024

People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

Funny Quotes August 21, 2024

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Funny Quotes August 12, 2024

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Funny Quotes August 10, 2024

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Funny Quotes August 1, 2024

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Funny Quotes July 30, 2024

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Funny Quotes July 24, 2024

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

Funny Quotes July 15, 2024

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Funny Quotes July 8, 2024

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Funny Quotes June 30, 2024

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Funny Quotes June 16, 2024