Funny quotes » time

601 Funny time quotes

New funny time quotes 👇

  • Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

    Commentary:
    “Swapping TikTok for e-books like it’s a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering”

  • She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

    Commentary:
    “Quick, someone call Ripley’s Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱”

  • Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

    Commentary:
    Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!

  • This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro”

  • A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

    Commentary:
    “Just got my membership card to the Southern Grammar Committee—where ‘ya’ll’ is a crime against humanity! 😂📝 Bless y’all’s hearts! 💔🙌”

  • The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

    Commentary:
    “When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream”

  • No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs romance when Mother Nature’s swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞”

  • We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like we’re gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡”

  • I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

    Commentary:
    “Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️”

  • Problematic bed time gap relationship.

    Commentary:
    “When you’re a night owl dating an early bird, and your relationship is just one big snooze button struggle. 🌙🦉💤☀️🐦”

For even more funny time quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny time quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Advertisement

Trending Topics

activity communication day family food fun humor i irony joke just know life love me need never parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work