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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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2 months ago

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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93 shares on Discord this month:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

32 shares on Twitch this month:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

85 shares on Messenger this month:

Dear music, thanks!

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

47 shares on Slack this month:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Seen just now on Discord:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

Making waves on Instagram:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

Spotted on Facebook:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Just shared via YouTube:

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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