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Miso soup sounds like it's having a little identity crisis: "Miso, you so, we all so… soup!" 🍲🤔😂
24 Funny silly quotes
Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.
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Oh no, my invisible hula hoop just rolled away! Anyone seen it? 😄🥏✨
Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.
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Coughing like a toddler is my new anti-aging secret 😂👶💨
Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.
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Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤
Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.
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Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐
When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.
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"Just call me Dr. Chickenstein, performing the most delicious autopsy known to mankind! 🔍🍗😂"
Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.
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"Where do I file my appeal, or should I just ask my wife for legal advice? 😂👩⚖️📜"
How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.
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"LOL, self-love is the best love! 💁♀️❤️ #SelfPartnered #MeMyselfAndI"
I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.
Commentary:
"Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration"
Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.
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Commentary:
"Guess that's one way to keep your options open! 😅🚽👖"