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When your dog is the ultimate hype buddy and thinks every day is a surprise birthday party! ππΆπ
44 Funny joy quotes
Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”
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Wow, who needs a cure for cancer when you've got that kind of optimism! ππ¬β‘οΈπ’π¨
Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.
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Can't join the work hustle when I'm busy perfecting the art of extreme lounging! πποΈ #ProRelaxer
Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.
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Switching coffee for green tea: the fastest way to transform waking up from a sip of happiness to a morning of leafy sorrow ββ‘οΈπ΅π
I have never read a Hacker News thread where any of the commenters seemed as if their life contained joy.
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This comment section has as much joy as a robot trying to tell dad jokes π€π
Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.
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Channeling my inner elf today, so Iβll be busy spreading glitter and giggles instead of spreadsheets and seriousness! ππ§ββοΈβ¨
Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.
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Who knew ignorance came with a built-in happiness booster ππ°π«β¨
Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.
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Feels like finding a unicorn in my calendar! π¦β° Now, what to do with this magical bonus time? πβ¨
My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.
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Unlocking my inner five-year-old… just need to find my superhero cape and a lifetime supply of cookies! πͺπ¦ΈββοΈβ¨
I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.
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Proof that water slides are scientifically engineered to wash away tears! π¦π