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The struggle is real! Morning motivation brought to you by the bladder 😂🚽💦
374 Funny motivation quotes
There is no bigger humiliation ritual than being bad at something you really, really want to do.
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When I'm bad at something I want to do, I just play it off like it's the latest performance art piece. 🎭😅
Working in corporate is so funny. These people are actually convinced they’re doing good in the world.
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Saving the world one meeting at a time 🌍✏️😄
Gym progress is weird. You look the same every day… until one random Tuesday.
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When you finally see those muscles pop on a random Tuesday, it's like your body's surprise party that no one RSVP’d to 💪🎉😂
It’s amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.
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Never underestimate the cleaning power of "They're 10 minutes away!" 🧹🏃♂️✨
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but living your life to the fullest does not have to involve hiking.
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Who knew you could live life to the fullest with the remote in one hand and snacks in the other? Couch potatoes, unite! 🛋️🍕🎉
An idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest.
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When life gives you lemons, at least the idiots are making lemonade while the geniuses are still snoozing! 🍋😂💤
Crushes are meant for motivation to do better, not to actively pursue.
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Sounds like the workout plan my heart didn't sign up for! 💪💖😂
The shitshow must go on.
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And here we thought we missed the circus! 🎪💩🤣
Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.
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Sure! Here you go:
"Babe, I'm just exploring the scenic route of life. 🐢🚶♂️😂"