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When life gives you lemons, at least the idiots are making lemonade while the geniuses are still snoozing! 🍋😂💤
368 Funny motivation quotes
Crushes are meant for motivation to do better, not to actively pursue.
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Sounds like the workout plan my heart didn't sign up for! 💪💖😂
The shitshow must go on.
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And here we thought we missed the circus! 🎪💩🤣
Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.
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Sure! Here you go:
"Babe, I'm just exploring the scenic route of life. 🐢🚶♂️😂"
Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.
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Running at Monday like it's a horror movie villain… plot twist: it trips as we scream and scatter! 🏃💨😱🍿
Not right now. I’m manifesting.
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Channeling my inner wizard, please hold! 🧙♂️✨
My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.
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Trying to convince my alarm clock that I have a promising future as a professional napper 😴⏰😂
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.
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When life gives you lemons, double-check the instructions before you start a lemonade stand! 🍋🤔🙃
Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.
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Taking this challenge one swear word at a time! 🚫💢🙊
What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.
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Stronger? Sure. Grumpier? Absolutely. I'm evolving into a moody superhero! 💪😤🙃