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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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