Drink your coffee. Read your books. It’s chaos out there. Posted onMar 12, 2026Mar 12, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:With coffee and books, I'm ready to battle the chaos—or at least hide from it! Related funny posts 😂 There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now. Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving. Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting. People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin. Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.