37 funny books quotes - Wordgag

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

May 27, 2026

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

May 27, 2026

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

May 27, 2026

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

May 27, 2026

There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

May 27, 2026

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

May 25, 2026

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

May 25, 2026

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

May 25, 2026

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

May 25, 2026

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

May 24, 2026

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

May 24, 2026

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

May 24, 2026

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

May 24, 2026

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

May 23, 2026

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

May 23, 2026

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

May 22, 2026

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

May 22, 2026

I regret to inform you that the secret to appearing well-read is to read.

May 21, 2026

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

May 21, 2026

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

May 20, 2026

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

May 19, 2026

He thinks I’m so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books.

May 19, 2026

There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people.

May 19, 2026

The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

May 18, 2026

Drink your coffee. Read your books. It’s chaos out there.

May 18, 2026

Born to read books, forced to be a participating member of society.

May 18, 2026

I want time to watch more films, but I also want time to read more books, but I also want time to look at more nothing.

Apr 1, 2026

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

Apr 1, 2026

After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

Apr 1, 2026

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

Mar 31, 2026

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Mar 31, 2026

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

Mar 31, 2026

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Mar 31, 2026

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Mar 31, 2026

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Mar 31, 2026