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Odysseus himself got home faster than you’ve read it! 📖⏳
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Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.
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Finally found something more reliable than my last text buddy 🤑📱🤷♂️
I have read the room and decided to be illiterate.
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Looks like I'm bringing back hieroglyphics to fit in! 📜🤔🙈
I want to sit and read, take a nap, and snack. Basically, I want to be in kindergarten.
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Living the ultimate dream of snack-time, nap-time, and story-time! 🎉📚😴🥪
Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.
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😆 📚 "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" 📚😆
Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.
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I'm in! Let's call it the "Unbook Club" where throwing shade is mandatory. 📚🙅🎉
I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.
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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈
Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.
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Charging for scientific articles feels like finding a plot twist at the end of a math book 📚🙄💸
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.
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Guess I'm waiting for a modern Mr. Darcy to pop up in my DMs instead of just popping up in my notifications 😂📱📖