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- Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
- Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.
- Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.
- I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.
- How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.