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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Do you ever stress about money, then accidentally order from Amazon?

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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