Enjoy the time between diapers!

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.