Enjoy the time between diapers! Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppEnjoy the time between diapers! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear. How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.