16 funny moments quotes - Wordgag

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

May 27, 2026

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

May 27, 2026

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

May 25, 2026

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

May 25, 2026

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

May 25, 2026

No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

May 22, 2026

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

May 22, 2026

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

May 22, 2026

Enjoy the time between diapers!

May 22, 2026

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

May 21, 2026

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

May 20, 2026

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

May 20, 2026

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

May 20, 2026

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

May 18, 2026

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Apr 1, 2026

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Mar 31, 2026