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“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?