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Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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My middle finger salutes you.

Spotted on Discord:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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My coworkers think I’m always busy, but I’m really just trying to remember my password.

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My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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53 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

89 shares on Telegram this month:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m obsessed with adding a second completely unnecessary tweet to all my tweets, like, oh, you thought I was done.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

49 shares on X this month:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Halloween is the only day you can ghost someone and blame it on being festive.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Trending via YouTube:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Making waves on X:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

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Bold of you to assume I have the energy to even climb a hill to die on.

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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