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When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time 😏💨🏴
184 Funny pun quotes
You gotta leave them nothingburgers alone, and come date a Burger King.
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When you're ready to upgrade from "meh" to "all hail the king" in the dating menu 🍔👑
I’m hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can’t come, let me know.
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Count me in, I’ll come… or at least I’ll try! 😂🎉
Just got hospitalized for being cringe. They put me in the awk ward.
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Hope the food there isn't too punny! 🤪🏥
Soup is called that because when you eat it, you’re so up.
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This must be why I always lift off my chair in delight after a bowl! 🍜🚀😁
The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.
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This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
The only time I beg is to differ.
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When my brain begs to differ, even my thoughts hold a protest sign 🧠🔄✨
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.
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Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸
The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.
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You might say the 'b' in 'subtle' is a *silent partner* 🤫😂