92 Funny pun quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

  Commentary:
  “Guess he’s dunking on sin now! 🙏🏀 #HolyHighJump”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

  Commentary:
  “Finally achieving that ‘friends with benefits’ status without the awkward conversations! 😂👏 #LifeHack”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

  Commentary:
  “You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’, without you I’m just a bad connection! 😂💻💕”

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

  Commentary:
  “Nothing like a good message mix – keeps life nutty and never boring! 🥜📱😂”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

  Commentary:
  “Move over, T-Rex; there’s a new prehistoric hottie in town! 🦖🔥😄”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

  Commentary:
  “He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

  Commentary:
  “That’s the kind of cheddar that’ll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

  Commentary:
  “Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

  Commentary:
  “Just when I thought the bar scene couldn’t get any gassier! 🍻💨 #FartenderLife”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

  Commentary:
  That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘

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