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This must be why I always lift off my chair in delight after a bowl! 🍜🚀😁
180 Funny pun quotes
The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.
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This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
The only time I beg is to differ.
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When my brain begs to differ, even my thoughts hold a protest sign 🧠🔄✨
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.
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Looks like we're fishing for compliments, not cash! 🎣💸
The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.
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You might say the 'b' in 'subtle' is a *silent partner* 🤫😂
Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”
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This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! 🥐😂🍞
It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.
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Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕
The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.
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That's why they're always striking up a conversation! 🎳😂💬
Due to unforeskin circumcistances …
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Looks like someone really cut to the chase! ✂️🤣