Funny rapper quotes
I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.
Commentary:
"When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦♂️🤷♀️"
Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
Commentary:
🤣 "Rappers out here making us feel like we should've been sharing our dinner through the screen or something 😂. Sorry, didn't know I had to eat my spaghetti while holding my phone out for you, fam! 🍝📱"
It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.
Commentary:
"Imagine trying to rap battle with someone, only to have them drop a Shakespeare-level sonnet about your shortcomings 🎤🧐 Talk about a lyrical ambush! #RhymeAndShade"
My rapper name would be 2 stressd.
Commentary:
"If stress was a talent, I'd be dropping hits all day long as '2 Stressd' 🎤😅 Just wait until my next album 'Anxious Anthems' hits the charts! 🎶💥 #RapperLife"
Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.
Commentary:
Isn't it a rap paradox that we've never heard of a regular-sized rapper? It seems like they're either hitting the gym with Biggie or shrinking with Lil Wayne! 🎤💪🤏 #RapNameSizeMatters
That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.
Commentary:
When rappers make new words just so their rhymes are on point, Shakespeare's somewhere nodding in approval! 😂🎤📖