My wife screamed โ€œyou havenโ€™t listened to a single word Iโ€™ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Commentary:
"Well, sounds like someone forgot to download the 'listening' software update ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฌ #MarriageMishaps"