16 Funny accessory quotes

• Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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  accessory, anyone, clothing, clothing accessory, cocaine, drug, humor, jean, jeans, little, mystery, pocket

• Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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  accessory, beauty, care, daily, daily routine, fashion, feeling, forgetting, humor, jewelry, literally, perfume, personal, personal care, put, routine, worst

• If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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  academic, academic expectation, accessory, expectation, eyewear, eyewear accessory, glasses, glasses rope, humor, lot, rope, stereotype, student, wear

• Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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  accessory, bold, bold style, boost, confidence, confidence boost, empowerment, example, fashion, feel, humor, i, know, me, personality, quirky, self-confidence, sexier, style, sword, times

• Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

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  accessory, attitude, communication, fashion, front, got, humor, important, listen, say, shirt, something, style, sunglasses, wardrobe

• Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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  accessory, cat, cowboy, cowboy hat, gun, hat, humor, image, outdoor, outdoor cat, pet, pet accessory, silly, silly image

• Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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  accessory, canary, exaggeration, fragrance, humor, invisible, invisible accessory, kill, perfume, room, scent

• A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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  accessory, car, car window, dog, dog travel, funny term, head, humor, pet, pet accessory, stick, sunwoof, term, travel, window, wordplay

• I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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  accessory, carry, cute, cute purse, everyday, everyday carry, everywhere, fashion, girl, hoard, humor, i, item, love, need, never, objects, personal, personal item, purse, sad, say, tiny, tiny purse

• Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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  accessory, funny idea, getting, humor, i, idea, keys, lose, nose, nose ring, personal, personal style, practicality, quirky, quirky solution, ring, solution, style

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