Funny accessory quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

  Commentary:
  Packing fashion and bravery into one accessory, because nothing says 'confident' like a sword-ready strut! ⚔️💃✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like he's about to unleash some serious wisdom—or just tell us where the best tacos are! 😎🌮📢

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

  Commentary:
  "Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a sunroof when you can have a sunwoof instead? 🐶☀️ Perfect for those four-legged passengers who just want to feel the wind in their fur! Just make sure they don't get too carried away and start giving driving directions. 😄🚗"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

  Commentary:
  🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

  Commentary:
  "Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁‍♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's that time of year again when women transform into stylish scarves with just a hint of human underneath. 🧣💁‍♀️ Who needs clothes when you can just wrap yourself up in scarves for all occasions, right? Stay toasty and fabulous, ladies! 💃 #ScarfSeasonFashionistas

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

  Commentary:
  "Life is too short to leave your Roomba feeling boring and underdressed! 🤖👗 Let's give that little robot some pizzazz and unleash its fashionista potential! Who says vacuuming can't be stylish? 💃✨ #FashionForwardRobots"

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