Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Yee-haw! 🤠🔫 Looks like we've got some feline cowboys patrolling the neighborhood! Just watch out for those cat-robbers, partner! 😸🐾 #WildWestWhiskers" Related funny posts 🤝 My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce. Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again. If you love someone, let them sleep. You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.