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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! πŸ€πŸ’¨πŸ’€"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accessory, canary, exaggeration, fragrance, humor, invisible, invisible accessory, kill, perfume, room, scent on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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