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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.