Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️ Related funny posts 😂 I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money. Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all. You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest. Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected. Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.