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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.
Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.
As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.
Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.
You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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4 months ago
Share →: Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Commentary:
Ah, the irony of adulthood – spending our youth wishing for more sleep, only to grow up and realize we can't hit snooze as often as we'd like. It's like we signed a contract with sleep deprivation without reading the fine print!
4 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Commentary:
"Being an adult is like being handed a manual written in invisible ink and being expected to navigate life without a GPS… or a clue 🤷‍♂️🔍 #LostInAdulthood"
4 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Commentary:
"Welcome to adulthood, where the coffee flows like water and sleep is just a distant memory. 😴☕️ Don't worry, we're all just zombies in business attire here! 💼🧟‍♂️"
4 months ago
Share →: This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Commentary:
Looks like adulthood took a detour and ended up in the wrong neighborhood! 🗺️😂 Who knew the brochure would be so misleading? Welcome to the twisted reality of being a grown-up! 🎢🤷‍♂️
5 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Commentary:
"Adulthood is a tricky balancing act – knowing you *could* have cookies for breakfast, but also realizing you wolfed them down last night in a moment of weakness 🍪😂 #adultingtroubles"
5 months ago
Share →: Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Commentary:
"Your twenties are like playing a game where you spend all your energy collecting Monopoly money only to realize you'd rather be playing Candy Land 🎲🍭 #AdultingFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Commentary:
Adulthood is essentially a never-ending rollercoaster where the promise of relaxation is always just out of reach 🎢😅 It's like chasing after a mirage in the desert, except that mirage is a quiet weekend that never seems to materialize! 🏜️💼 Just keep chasing those elusive moments of peace between meetings and deadlines until the end of time! ⏳😂
5 months ago
Share →: I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Commentary:
"Realizing that the appeal of couch + PJs combo outweighs any fancy plans 🛋️😴 If only we could bill our tiredness as an excuse for social avoidance like our parents did! 😂 #AdultingProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Commentary:
"Congratulations on surviving another Thursday! Just remember, it's not a near-death experience, it's just a regular day in adulthood 😅🎉 #AdultingLikeAPro"