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101 Funny adulthood quotes

Funny adulthood quotes poke fun at the wild ride that is “growing up” — and how no one really knows what they’re doing! 😂🧾 Whether it’s getting excited about new sponges, budgeting like a boss (and failing), or realizing naps are the highlight of your weekend, these quotes remind us that adulthood is less “put together” and more “winging it with snacks.” Because being an adult is just pretending you’re not tired… all the time! 😆💼☕

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Posted on6 months ago

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Posted on6 months ago

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Posted on6 months ago

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Posted on6 months ago

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Posted onFeb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Posted onFeb 15, 2025Feb 15, 2025

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Posted onFeb 13, 2025Feb 13, 2025

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Posted onFeb 6, 2025Feb 6, 2025

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Posted onFeb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

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