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63 Funny adulthood quotes

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025