97 Funny adulthood quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

  Commentary:
  When the bedtime becomes the highlight of your day, you know youre winning at adulthood! 😴😆 #LivingTheDream

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out 'Font Size Negotiator' wasn't on my dream job list, yet here we are! 👓📜😅"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

  Commentary:
  "By 40, I’ll have mastered the art of stopping before I even start! 😂🛑🤣"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting level unlocked: Reading emails is my new 'daily scroll'! 📧😂 #InboxInfluencer"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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  Commentary:
  "Adulthood: where you pay bills to prove you exist! 📝💸 #AdultingChronicles"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes student loans double as therapy bills! 🎓😂 #EmotionalSupportTuition"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting level 9000: Teaching mom how to use emojis without sending a spaceship to Mars! 🚀😂 #RoleReversal #ParentingTheParents"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal dilemma—adulting in a nutshell! 🍽️🤔 Who knew the true test of maturity was mastering the art of deciding between cereal or leftovers? 🥣🥡 Just remember, no matter what you choose, calories don’t count after 9 PM! 😅✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like I've officially unlocked the 'Sitting Down Enthusiast' level in life 🪑😂 Who knew that retirement age would come knocking so soon? Just call me the reigning champion of the seated Olympics! 💺🥇"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when bills were just a male name or a duck's beak 🦆💸! When 'bill' only brought to mind a friendly duck or a guy named William, not financial woes and stress! Take me back to those simpler times when bills were just something ducks used to paddle around, not something we have to pay 🦆💰!

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