Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually.

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet illusion of adulting in your 20s – where the desire for fancy furniture is rivalled only by the dwindling bank account 😅💸 Dreaming of velvet sofas and marble countertops while living off ramen noodles and thrift store finds! #AdultingGoals #BrokeButStylish

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Commentary:
"Who says being responsible is all it's cracked up to be? 🤷‍♀️ Embrace that inner wild child and let loose because life's too short to adult all the time! 🎉🙌 #IrresponsibleAdultGoals"

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Commentary:
"Life comes at you fast, one minute you're living on the edge, the next you're rearranging your fridge like it's a high-stakes game of Tetris. 🤪🥳🍎 #AdultingGoals"

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Commentary:
"🍳 Don't be a flip-flopper when it comes to spatulas! It's time to whisk up some maturity and get yourself a favorite one! 🥄 After all, a good spatula will always stick by your side, just like a loyal pancake waiting to be flipped."

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"

Welcome to adulthood: you're always sleepy unless you're trying to get to sleep.

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joy of adulthood: constantly feeling tired, yet wide awake the moment you hit the bed 🛌💤 It's like our brains enjoy playing hide and seek with sleep! 😅 #AdultingProblems"

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Commentary:
"Who says waking up has to be all serious and existential? 🌞 Embrace your 40s with open arms and a sense of humor – it's just a midlife disco nap!" 💃✨ #MidlifeAwakening #40sandFabulous

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Commentary:
Ah, the wisdom that comes with age! 🧓🏼👵🏼 Who would've thought that the grumpy Smurf was the realist among the bunch? 🤔😂 Maybe we should all take a page out of Grouchy Smurf's book and embrace our inner skepticism! 🙅🏻‍♂️💙 #AdultingLikeASmurf

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Commentary:
"Who else feels misled by our childhood expectations? I was fully prepared for a life of dodging secret passageways, but all I got was the ol' weight gain and existential dread combo deal 🤷‍♂️🔮 Keep calm and watch out for that quicksand, folks! It might just be disguised as your daily responsibilities 😉 #AdultingProblems"

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Commentary:
"Oh, to be an aunt – the myth of endless wealth shattered with every baby gift 🎁💸 #AuntieLife #BankAccountEmpty"