Welcome to your 40s: that ā€œteenagerā€over there is actually 27.

Welcome to your 40s: that ā€œteenagerā€over there is actually 27.

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Ah, the deceiving ways of aging! 👵🏼🤣 Remember, in your 40s, calling someone a “teenager” may just mean they recently graduated from university. Time truly plays tricks on us! ⏳😅

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