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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.