You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the moment of truth at the dentist's office: the fear shifts from the pain of the procedure to the pain in your wallet! 💸😬 But hey, at least you can laugh about it… to avoid crying! 😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week. Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away? A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.
