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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Sorry, can you repeat what you said? I didn’t have my glasses on.

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Ordered a coffee, and the barista said, “Anything else?” and I almost said, “Stability.”

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Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Tired of looking at a bad screen. Can’t wait to get home and look at a good screen.

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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