Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Adulting means growing hair in places you're not supposed to and losing hair in places you don't want to.

Commentary:
“Welcome to the delightful world of adulting, where the hair growth is unpredictable and the balding is selective! 🧔🚫💇‍♀️”

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