Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the plot twist of adulting! π»π π Related funny posts π€ Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do. It seems really unfair that my future depends on me. Adulting in 3 words: itβs always something. Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.