Funny alarm clock quotes — Wordgag ツ

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

3 months ago2 months ago

There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

6 months ago2 months ago

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Oct 27, 20232 months ago

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Oct 23, 2023Oct 23, 2023

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023