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Funny alarm clock quotes

Oct 27
Share →: Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
Oct 23
Share →: You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.
Sep 29
Share →: Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
Sep 22
Share →: I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.
Sep 22
Share →: That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
Sep 22
Share →: I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.