No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're dating a human snooze button 😴💕👉⏰ Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. Waking up has backfired on me so many times.