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No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

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Sounds like you're dating a human snooze button πŸ˜΄πŸ’•πŸ‘‰β°

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, alarm, alarm clock, annoyance, babe, before, clock, full, hour, humor, love, me, morning, only, partner, relationship, sarcasm, starting, wake, wake up on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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