What did people do before alarm clocks? Just go to bed like, “Hope I wake up in time for work tomorrow.” Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess they were subscribed to the Rooster Wake-Up Call service! 🐓⏰😂 Related funny posts 🤝 I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around. Wake me up when I’m rich! Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.