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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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When nature's alarm goes off, snooze isn't an option! 🚽⏰😴

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, alarm clock, bladder, clock, humor, morning, morning routine, needs, routine, waking, waking up on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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