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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

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